How often do you masturbate?
I enjoy stretching the old schlong every once in a while (about 1-3 times a week), even when I'm in a relationship. It relieves stress and feels great. It's also healthy for you since men who masturbate on a regular basis are less likely to develop prostate cancer. I can't see how any man could live without unloading the garden hose every now and again.
How often do you gratify yourself?